Why I lost at Pick 'em this week:

• After a complete ass-whooping last week, Kansas city decides to show up and play football. Plus, Philip Rivers obviously sucks if the Chargers have LT passing twice in a single game. He's a running back, folks.
  
• I did not have nearly enough faith in Miami's suckiness.
  
  
• Michael Vick learned how to pass the ball...against one of the best defenses in the NFL. WTF?
  
• Tampa's kicker, who is 0-3 from over 40 yards this year, nails a 62-yarder. WTF?
  
• Houston beats Jacksonville. WTF? Need I say more?
  
• Oakland finally won a friggin' game...against a team that almost beat the Bears last week. Evidently, the Arizona Cardinals are not who we thought they were. (Get it?)