Kristin inexplicably bought me size 14 socks. And threw away all my old socks that fit me.
Though, in her defense, I can see why she'd be confused (wink-wink).
It was like 'Planet of the Dogs' at my grandma's house this weekend. There were 8 of them at her house, as all my relatives converged on her farm for my grandpa's funeral.
The little dog, Barney, was obsessed with humping the lab, Draggin (yes, I spelled that right). All day, every day. When he wasn't humping Draggin, he was standing near Draggin, air-humping. Even when Draggin was running at full speed, Barney was trying to hump him. It was insane, though I admire his persistence.
For his part, Draggin paid no attention to it. None at all. He must be really secure in his sexuality.