When I was little, I once wanted to know what time it was, so I threw rocks at passing cars until one stopped. I asked him what time it was, and he yelled at me for throwing rocks, then drove away without telling me what time it was. What a dick.
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I took an IQ test given by a real live psych student, and it confirmed what I've always said: I'm smarter than 99% of people.
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I've never really been able to ride a wheelie before, but I can on my new bike. Pimp.
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For the first time ever, I had no Halloween party to go to this year.
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At the daycare my son used to go to, there was a kid names Sebastian whose parents insisted that he be called 'Sea Bass'. Sea Bass? Really?
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"Maverick" is my least favorite word ever.
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I like the shows on Disney Channel. A lot.
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My daughter peed on my neck yesterday when I was giving her a ride on my shoulders.
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I think it's stupid when people give their pets human names, like Mike and Steve. I met a dog named Timothy yesterday.
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I'll never buy a Toyota, simply because of that "Saved By Zero" song. I counted 12 of those commercials during Sunday night football. Plus, they have that douchey Prius.
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I've been getting heartburn almost every night for the past two weeks. It's miserable.
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The only thing on TV at 4:00 AM is ProActive commercials.
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kick his ass seabass!
Our cat, Dan the Attack Cat, is furious...
Good news for you! High School Musical III just came out in theaters! Rock on!
(Yes, I had to look that up.)
I knew a couple in L.A.-(of course), who namd their kid "Shaqil" after the basketball player-(O'Neil). They were both like albino white too!!
So somewhere out there in California, there is a very white kid about 18 years old who is named Shaquil!!!
I know Sea Bass.
I met a dog named Timothy yesterday.
Ruh-roh.
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