Not as easy as in the movies! We had our company "Gangsta Casino" holiday party yesterday. I was going to wear my baggy pants and a bandana, but it turns out that wasn't the right kind of gangsta. Oh well.
Since I couldn't count cards, I went over to the Lucky 7's table, where I found that there was a flaw in the system which allowed me to place my bets in a way that guaranteed I could never lose. The house ended up writing me IOU's because they ran out of chips to give me. I deemed myself the Ultimate Grand Prize Champion of Awesomeness. I also won a gift card to Best Buy.
Then I cleaned up in our no-limit Hold 'Em tournament, eliminating 5 other players in about 15 minutes.
I'm pretty much the greatest gambler of all time.
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