Bodacious P F's Up

A little background: Bodacious P and his family subsist on a single cell phone. Yes, they're like old people, sharing one phone. They have no home phone. Since P works in the Twin Cities, he takes the phone in the morning. This morning, however, he not only took the phone, he took his wife's keys.

I sent him an e-mail to see if he could lift this afternoon. Here's the responese:

I don't know, things are kind of up in the air for my afternoon. My wife is pissed because I accidentally took both sets of keys this morning so she had to walk to the grocery store to call someone to come and get her and the girls.

Gee, I wonder why she's pissed!