- The fact that something is called a 'Comedy Club' does not necessarily mean it will be funny.
- Joe Buck sounds funny saying "Alice in Chains"
- Tony Romo should have wiped Carrie Underwood's thigh juice from his hands before trying to take a snap.
- A 13-month-old can climb onto the top of a computer desk and stand on a laptop
- People who use big words seldom understand their meaning and tend to use them out of context, resulting in hilarious consequences when someone calls them on it.
- No one wants to buy my elliptical machine. No one.
- Moving the contents of my garage to a storage shed does not take 2 hours. It takes 2 days.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Things I learned this weekend:
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This Flowchart should be consulted when buying an elliptical machine….
The logic is the same, just substitute the elliptical machine for the pan flute!
Good news...I sold the elliptical today. I'm going to take my profit and buy a pan flute.
check the chart again!
Good call. Apparently I no longer need one.
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