Weekly Spew

I like cherries, but dislike cherry-flavored candy.
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I learned today that you're more likely to die falling out of bed than to get sued for illegally downloading music.
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Talking shit about people says more about your character than it does about theirs.
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There's an extremely obese woman who has started running laps around a cul-du-sac in our neighborhood.
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People say "It is what it is" WAY too damn often.
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If someone was jerking off in my back seat while I was driving, I'd totally say something to him about it.
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At 27, I'm still finding out who my friends are. Sometimes ya just gotta cut 'em loose.
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Success breeds envy.