I'm convinced that fish do not actually exist under the ice.
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Bodocious P has the most bizarre snoring sounds I've ever heard. I think he was whistling dixie at one point.
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Installing a porta-potti in a small box with no ventialation only seems like a good idea.
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The bar next to the lake is not filled with crazy party people. It is filled with middle-aged dudes fishing for info on the next hot spot. See what I did there? Fishing for the next hot spot?!?!? They don't teach that in school, kids.
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When a member of your fishing group has a broken hand, he will inconvenience everyone.
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Eggs should not be left outsize on the ice to "stay cool".
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There is no good way to cook frozen eggs.
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We found Vasaline (or some sort of lube) smeared all over Bodacious P's bunk when we arrived. Gross. Oddly, no one wanted to switch with him.
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Mr. Freezies will not freeze outside, no matter how cold it gets.
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Ham steak, and only ham steak, does not a complete breakfast make.
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A single bottle of Puerto Rican Rum is not sufficient for an entire weekend. Barely an entire night.
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One 9-inch walley is not enough meat to feed 4 people.
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Eating smelt is wierd as shit, but kind of fun. The fins have a strange texture.
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No matter where you bring cashews, they will be gone before you get any.
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If a rattle-reel goes off in the middle of the night, not one person will move to get it.
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No one wants to play Sequence on an ice fishing trip. Don't bother bringing it.
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No matter how many times I watch it, Superbad is always funny.
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