Monday, July 09, 2007

A Stink in the Pack

During our Thursday night track racing, I noticed that we have a stinker in the Cat 3's. This individual has such horrible B.O. that I could not draft off of him, and at one point gave up my position near the front in order to get more bodies between me and the stink.

Is there a polite way to tell him, "Dude, you stink"?

6 comments:

SickBoy said...

name names. I bet it's timmer. :)

Tenacious T said...

Everyone already knows Timmer stinks. This is someone else.

Suffice it to say it's one of the new Cat 3's.

Tuffy said...

Don't say anything. I'm pretty sure this person already knows that they have "a smell" and that it's probably a lifestyle choice.

It'd be like someone walking up to you and saying, "Uh, your bicep's big."

Dan Currell said...

The discrete solution for you is to stop riding behind people so much.

How is your nose so sensitive? I haven't noticed anything, which of course makes me assume that it's me. I'm going to be thinking about that all day. Armpit sniffs are in order.

dgc

Tenacious T said...

Of course you haven't noticed anything, you're always on the front.

And no, it's not you.

SickBoy said...

if it's not dgc and it's not timmer and its (presumably) not you, that really only leaves two possibilities, one of them is your brother in law....