Weekly Spew

When I say "thank you", the proper response is not "ok".
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I don't eat 'dry' snack foods. No chips, crackers, or pretzels. I hate 'em.
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If you think something is funny, you don't have to say "OMG, that's SOOOOO funny!". Laughing will suffice.
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Today is 'Bring Your Child To Work Day' at my office. I've never seen such a bored looking group of kids. I guarantee every one of them has decided that they never want to work behind a desk.
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Do strippers have to take days off for their period?
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I saw Baby Mama on Friday night. It was pretty good, but it was missing one key ingredient: Ben Stiller.
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Booby Bobby Knight Quote: "Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win."
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I felt like a total spy last night. 007 shit.
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Just because someone is new to something does not mean their opinions should be dismissed. If we just do what we've always done nothing will ever change.