I think we're all a litte bi-polar.
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The older I get, the less I'm able to drink.
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My-Harley-is-better-than-your-[insert other brand here] jokes do, in fact, get old, no matter what middle aged motorcycle club members would have you believe.
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Why do kids always try to run away fron you when they're naked?
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Bud Light Lime is 1 billion times better than Miller Chill.
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Google has a new competitor. Check out www.cuil.com. Pretty cuil! Yes, it's pronounced "cool".
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I went wakeboarding on Sunday for the first time this year, and I didn't even suck!
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I'm done with this heat. I hate it. I hate it so bad!
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My 6-year-old knows how to play chess. He's soon going to be smarter than I am. He maybe already is. He's got a very unique view of the world that really impresses me.
1 comment:
Not only do those kids run away when they are naked, but are about 10 times faster than usual.
They also think they are funnier than hell...and they are right.
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