Quote of the week: "If you start to lick the lollipop of mediocrity, you'll suck forever." -some golfer
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I hit at least 100 frogs with my lawn mower last week. Little bastards are everywhere!
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Electrical transformers make a huge green flash when they get struck by lightening.
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Bars do not off discounted drink prices when the power goes out. They should.
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My babysitter informed us (via passive-aggressive note) that she wants a 230% raise. We decided she's not going to be babysitting for us anymore.
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She also wanted gas money. What job pays for your gas to get there???
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Tee ball was cancelled last night on account of bugs. WEAK!
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My neice Margaux's soccer team won the championship game in overtime last night. She's bad ass.
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Margaux pound for pound is one of the strongest people I have ever met. Where did she get that from? To bad I can not get her to the track.
What job pays for your gas to get there???
USCF Official....
Yeah, but they have to babysit a lot more kids than my babysitter does!
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