Goodbye Gym

Goodbye scrawny trainers

Goodbye teenage social club

Goodbye guy who curls in the squat rack

Goodbye stinky guy

Goodbye grunty guy

Goodbye circuit training guy who monopolizes 5 pieces of equipment for 2 hours

Goodbye shit floating in the pool

Goodbye Napoleon complex guy

Goodbye naked locker room guy

Goodbye weird lifting-face guy

Goodbye newly-implemented "annual upgrade fee"

Goodbye cocky, bandana-wearing, ambiguously gay guy

Enjoy your gym experience, suckas!