I think mimes are awesome.
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If you are trying to sell something online, it's a good idea to make sure your ad does not make it appear as though you are retarded.
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I love watching fat people sprint for the bathroom.
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If you work in retail, you should at least attempt to be helpful.
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William H. Macy creeps the shit out of me.
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I'm like a magnet for gay dudes. I'm not bragging or anything, just sayin'. My wife thinks it's hilarious.
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My use of the English language was mocked by a Guatemalan who barely speaks English. FAIL.
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Lots of bloggers out there are trying to immitate my Weekly Spew. You got nothin'.
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I planted 29 shrubs and bushes in the rain yesterday.
2 comments:
I'm more of a daily spew for those with short attention spans.
Sounds like a gay mime would have a shot with you. Especially if he's a fat bathroom sprinter.
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