Weekly Spew

One of my female co-workers broke her wrist in a bar fight last weekend. How ghetto is that?
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There's a pizza delivery guy in St. Cloud who looks exactly like Mike Delaney.
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My 5-year-old finally got around to asking how the babies get in the mommy's tummy. I told him to ask Grandma.
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YouTube now has an option to watch videos in high quality (only available on some videos). HUGE improvement.
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My favorite Rice Krispies sound is "Crackle".
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I think people with big sungalasses look like movie stars.
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The key to a great Brandy Manhattan is to add a splash of water. Seriously. Try it.
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Bologna: not as good as when you were 7.