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When I was in 4th grade, I was always in trouble (along with my friend Mikey). My teacher told us that if we could behave ourselves for 2 weeks, we could care for the class Chia Pet. Miraculously, this had an impact on my behavior. Mikey fucked up and got banned from Chia duty, but I stayed the course.
I still remember the rush of adrenaline as I spread that gooey seed shit all over the little ceramic sheep. Pure magic.
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It saddens me that you shop at Wal-Mart.
Ben
I only go for the in-store Subway. It's the closest one to my house.
T is a supporter of chains?!
I had a Chia in my cube for a while. It got stinky and I threw it out.
I have modified the post so people will like me.
I really want to make a juvenile comment about "spreading the gooey seed shit."
I really do.
But I won't.
Ditto for me on the gooey seed shit
Have you seen that shit? There's no other way to describe it.
Hey Hippies,
I go to Walmart every day...
Hey Hippies,
I go to Walmart every day...
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