Friday, November 30, 2007

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia


I saw a Chia Pet at Wal-Mart a locally owned knick-knack shop today. I didn't know they still made those.

When I was in 4th grade, I was always in trouble (along with my friend Mikey). My teacher told us that if we could behave ourselves for 2 weeks, we could care for the class Chia Pet. Miraculously, this had an impact on my behavior. Mikey fucked up and got banned from Chia duty, but I stayed the course.

I still remember the rush of adrenaline as I spread that gooey seed shit all over the little ceramic sheep. Pure magic.

9 comments:

Ben said...

It saddens me that you shop at Wal-Mart.
Ben

Tenacious T said...

I only go for the in-store Subway. It's the closest one to my house.

T3 said...

T is a supporter of chains?!

I had a Chia in my cube for a while. It got stinky and I threw it out.

Tenacious T said...

I have modified the post so people will like me.

Pete said...

I really want to make a juvenile comment about "spreading the gooey seed shit."

I really do.

But I won't.

Lunatic Biker said...

Ditto for me on the gooey seed shit

Tenacious T said...

Have you seen that shit? There's no other way to describe it.

Skibby said...

Hey Hippies,
I go to Walmart every day...

Skibby said...

Hey Hippies,
I go to Walmart every day...