Needs Work

My son has decided that he wants to be a comedian. Generally, he's a funny kid...except for when he's actually trying to be funny.

Most of his jokes go something like this:

"Why did the elephant go to the farm?"
"To poop on the corn"

or

"Why did the chicken walk up to the house?"
"To get his head chopped off. Isn't that weird?"

No. It's disturbing, and it makes me think I should lock my bedroom door at night.