Movie Review Haikus

I don't get to watch movies very often, but every time I do they seem to disappoint me. Here's the most recent 5 movies I've seen:

Superbad:
By far the best since
Napoleon Dynamite
I am McLovin!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Really good for kids
Not terrible for adults
Good family fun

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry:
A little preachy
But I dig Adam Sandler
And that one fat guy

The Heartbreak Kid:
Ben Stiller, awesome.
Should be in every movie
He is funny shit.

Fractured
Anthony Hopkins
Is weird as usual but
Can't save this movie