We Need Counseling

My employer has made counselors available to all employees in the wake of the Northern Illinois University Tragedy. Nevermind that we are hudreds of miles away, and no known employees have even the most distant of relationship to anyone involved.

"If you should experience anxiety, sadness, insomnia or other symptoms, or if you just want someone to talk to, contact [name removed] for assistance."

Or maybe you should be medicated.