Wedding Un-Awesomeness

We spent the weekend in Rochester for my cousin's wedding, which we were 20 minutes late for. Oh well, the kids would have hated sitting through the whole ceremony. Plus, the minister looked like an undertaker. Way creepy.

This is where the reception was held.

It's a Civic Center...in a strip mall. No joke.

We had to sit on our asses for 4 hours until the dance started. It was a war of attrition, as about half the attendees got bored and left. The "bar" consisted of Dixie-Cup sized drinks with crappy Philips booze that cost $4. They had a keg of free beer, but I didn't drive 3 hours to drink Bud Light.

Weddings used to be an event where I looked forward to getting drunk on free booze. Now they are just an event where I want the kids to have some fun, then go home at 9:30 and sleep. We lasted till 10.