None of these deserved their own post, so here's some random crap that went through my head:
I bet there were a lot of car accidents yesterday because everyone was adjusting their clocks on the way to work.
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I work with the world's most annoying woman.
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Has anyone actually ever sold anything through the MCF classifieds? I see a lot of items get posted, but none that actually sell.
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It's pointless to try to sell things to riders who get team discounts. They always try to talk you down by saying "Well I can get this for blah blah blah from blah's shop." Well then go buy it there, dick.
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I wish I could wear sweatpants to work
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The best way to intimidate someone is to inform them that they "don't know who they're messing with." I saw it in action twice over the weekend, and it was amazing.
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good work. very norm macdonald as larry king.
"The more I think about it, the more I appreciate the equator."
Dude, you were only offering 8.7watts on the trainer. Bump it to 10 and no shop discount will equal the potential of that deal!
I am no Stacy or Clinton, but sweatpants--be they cotton or poly, terry or velour--should never be worn outside the home or gym. They should really just be banned outright.
I have no tolerance, gang, for anyone who commits arson.
What ever happened to Norm MacDonald?
"I am no Stacy or Clinton, but sweatpants--be they cotton or poly, terry or velour--should never be worn outside the home or gym. They should really just be banned outright."
I hope that doesn't include Zubaz
Cause those are the best pants ever! ever!!!
How about snowman lounge pants at a gas station after 10 pm?
hehe, Zubaz....
;)
There's a guy at the gym that always wear a Zubaz Rule t-shirt!
BTW - Guilty on the buying shit thing. :)
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