Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Crazy Bitch


The lady in the office across from me is currently complaining about "this horrible 'Crazy Bitch' song" that she heard on the radio. She has now banned her teenage children from listening to the radio. Yeah, they're going to grow up to be well-adjusted. What a crazy bitch! She's also recited the lyrics to at least 10 people, and has yet to find someone who shares her feelings about the song. Most of them say something along the lines of, "uh, yeah, that song has been around for like a year". She is unfazed.

She is just exasperated by it. "Unacceptable!" She has spent more than 2 hours talking about it. "But you boink so well I'm all on top of it," she keeps saying.

Some people just aren't cut out for this world. Time to go back on the meds.

And yes, this woman has pictures of kittens in her cube. And calendars. And a mouse pad. I could go on.

8 comments:

T3 said...

i think it was 2 years ago on the Cat 6 "Who Wants a Moustache Ride?" ride that we walked into a quite little bar, in full moustache glory, where all the old timers were hanging out and watching the shaw shank redemption -- and someone put that song on the juke box, the volume was on 11. it pretty much cleared the place out.

Meow said...

Ha! At the local middle school here, in EDINA (!) the gym teacher would play "Sexy Back" last year during gym. My daughter just kept saying that he was a "pervert".
So who knows? Maybe her kid(s) will get the same kind of teacher and THEN what??
People are funny. (In a strange kind of way).

Gilby said...

Unacceptable? Meh, it's just a bad song.

"Edgy" music designed by and for overgrown adolescent boys vs. "cutesy" cat-themed office products designed by and for middle-age-beige women....same basic recipe, different flavor.

EmilyBlanche said...

is it bad that I actually enjoy that song?

*crickets*

Lunatic Biker said...

Let's frag the bitch

cmacheel said...

I bet she is a big fan of Governor Palin.

Tenacious T said...

Ironically, a Palin bumper sticker appeared on her door just this morning. Wow. I wish I was making this up.

Anonymous said...

You can't protect your kids forever!