Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Weekly Spew

I learned yesterday that I'm been using the bagger on my lawnmower incorrectly for the past 4 years. No wonder I thought it was such a piece of shit.
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Internet Explorer 8 now has "porn mode". Who says Microsoft is out of touch with its customers?
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I put in for my Cat 1 upgrade and got denied. Dammit.
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I think semi trucks should be restricted to the right lane on the freeway.
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My babysitter tried to use Hersey's Syrup to make peanut butter cups. Hershey's Syrup does not freeze, hence the huge sticky mess in my freezer.
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Why don't they just refer to the Renaissance Festival as the "MN D&D Expo"?
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One of my co-workers volunteers at the Renaissance Festival in his free time. Um...cool. Yeah.
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Today was orientation at Max's school. I can't believe I have a 1st grader.

2 comments:

Meow said...

'I can't believe I have a 1st grader.'

and I can't believe I have an 8th grader!!! It makes ya' feel REALLY old!

Anonymous said...

time really runs so fast. we'll be grandparents before we know it...