So, here ya go...all my tweets from beginning to end. 293 of 'em. It actually took a surprisingly long time to put this together in a manner that would look decent on the blog. It's a good thing I'm awesome at Excel macros!
First tweet. There may or may not be more.
12:11 PM Jul 8th, 2009 from web@allthewayray OK :-( Big meanie.
12:24 PM Jul 8th, 2009 from web in reply to lovechunks11Trying to decide between going for a ride and trying to land a backflip on the trampoline. Decisions...
12:31 PM Jul 8th, 2009 from webSending collections notices to deadbeat web hosting customers. Where my money at?????
2:39 PM Jul 8th, 2009 from webFailed flip attempts. 3 beers then try again.
3:44 PM Jul 8th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI rode my motorcycle to work, which means there's now a 100% chance of rain.
7:21 AM Jul 9th, 2009 from webJust got to work. Now streaming Le Tour. The life of a developer.
7:21 AM Jul 9th, 2009 from web@DerKruser Yeah, now you have to read all the shit that's too insignificant to blog.
7:29 AM Jul 9th, 2009 from web in reply to DerKruserCurrently looking at a dude who looks just like Squidward.
9:27 AM Jul 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust diagnosed my co-worker with ILS - Imaginary Lat Syndrome.
1:01 PM Jul 9th, 2009 from web@Meowy Nope. It just depresses me.
1:38 PM Jul 9th, 2009 from web in reply to MeowyMotorcycle was sputtering and surging at lunch today. Found out I left the choke on. #fail
1:39 PM Jul 9th, 2009 from webTaking my NO-Xplode. Killer chest workout tonight.
3:17 PM Jul 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust landed a front flip on the tramp. First successful invert of my life. Bow down.
7:26 PM Jul 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryYelling at the kids. Is it that hard to NOT do dumb shit?
8:06 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from webLoaded my bike on the rack. Totally gonna ride today.
10:24 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@FryeOnTheRivet My bike looked lonely.
10:34 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI don't understand board shorts. What am I s'posed to wear under 'em? I likes me a liner.
11:15 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@smithersmpls Interesting. What about people who aren't high?
11:35 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerryTested the legs on a 40 min ride. They failed.
1:21 PM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySpent an hour moving Ted's boat lift 4 feet. Hello futility!
5:41 PM Jul 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerryAnother 40 min on the bike today. Legs felt better, but only because I rode slower.
10:31 AM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMinor injuries sustained from numerous unsuccessful wakeboard flip attempts.
1:47 PM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust paid $40 for 20 beers at the liquor store. Fuck.
5:13 PM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryAt @donimator11's man shack. Eating his trail mix.
6:37 PM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI do not have big enough balls to drink staight Patron.
8:21 PM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@trammisms Come show me how it's done!
9:36 PM Jul 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryGrocery shopping. Tired of picking through shitty produce.
10:16 AM Jul 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI'm sick of hearing about how Twitter is changing the world. It's a diversion at best.
2:02 PM Jul 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySkipped going to the lake today cuz forecast said t-storms all day. Cleaned garage instead. Sunny now. Gonna beat weather guy severely.
2:18 PM Jul 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@purejenius Dude. Shit. That sucks. I have a feeling the cycling gods didn't like your "I've been lucky" comment last night. Heal fast!
4:29 PM Jul 12th, 2009 from web in reply to purejeniusFixed broken chess piece. Pawn. Krazy-Glued my fingers together.
2:10 PM Jul 13th, 2009 from webJust got called a 'fucker' by an old lady at the grocery store.
5:20 PM Jul 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerryApparently I took all the goddamn sweet corn.
5:35 PM Jul 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerryEating mango w/ yogurt. I fucking love mango. What a bitchin' fruit.
8:23 PM Jul 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@FryeOnTheRivet What aren't you allergic to?
8:57 PM Jul 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerryTired. Stayed up late last night getting denied.
6:03 AM Jul 14th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMajor power outage at work. Everyone getting sent home.
7:25 AM Jul 14th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI have yet to meet an intelligent person on a jet ski. Hope to someday.
9:03 AM Jul 14th, 2009 from webIs NetFlix still a good value if I keep my movies for 6 weeks?
12:18 PM Jul 14th, 2009 from webIn the basement w/ the kids. Tornado sirens going off.
3:58 PM Jul 14th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySirens went off twice then stopped. They must have gotten sucked up in the tornado. Will stay put just to be safe.
4:07 PM Jul 14th, 2009 from TwitterBerry7-year-old just discovered we don't have parental block on on the downstairs TV.
4:39 PM Jul 14th, 2009 from TwitterBerryCouldn't agree more: http://tinyurl.com/lknx63
7:26 AM Jul 15th, 2009 from webI never thought I'd say this, but I'm tired of watching sprint stages in the TdF. Same damn thing every day. At least the last 2 km is fun
8:17 AM Jul 15th, 2009 from webHeading North.
10:39 AM Jul 15th, 2009 from TwitterBerryAt a full-service gas station. I didn't know they still existed.
1:26 PM Jul 15th, 2009 from TwitterBerryL: Cabin, drinking beer.
3:39 PM Jul 15th, 2009 from TwitterBerryGrilling steaks, drinking rum. I <3 the cabin.
4:38 PM Jul 15th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust learned that I am Danish, Irish, French, and German. That explains why I've always loved cream cheese Danishes.
7:36 PM Jul 15th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMistook cinnamon and sugar for salt and pepper. My eggs taste funny. Who puts sugar in a salt shaker?
8:14 AM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@matt_williams_ bringin' a little Stearns County to the big city, eh?
8:19 AM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust finished 2 hours of 4-wheelin' and Jeepin'.
10:46 AM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySauna, lake, sauna, lake. Repeat. Fuckin' freezing out.
1:10 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerryDrinking margaritas to create the illusion of summer warmth.
4:46 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerryA tequila buzz is definitely my favorite buzz.
4:46 PM Jul 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerry4-wheelin' all morning, gonna nap all afternoon.
12:36 PM Jul 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerryLots of wheelin' in the rain has left me with some pneunonia symptoms. FML.
3:34 PM Jul 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerryStill sick as shit. Happy fucking vacation.
6:21 PM Jul 19th, 2009 from TwitterBerryStayed home from work today. Some sort of upper respiratory flu. Suckage.
10:27 AM Jul 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI must have the world's most frail immune system. FML.
7:19 AM Jul 21st, 2009 from webHungry, but too tired to get out of bed. Might eat the dog.
8:43 AM Jul 21st, 2009 from webI hear thunder, but it's sunny outside. I'm freakin' out, man.
12:02 PM Jul 21st, 2009 from webOn the way to ER Vet with Bandit.
5:50 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryApparently my dog has a herniated disc. Srsly.
6:42 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryI mean "disk". With a k.
6:42 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerry@trammisms He's only 6 years old! Doesn't it seem like he's been around forever?
7:45 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to trammismsJust made a dr appointment. I figure having a fever for 5 days is pretty bad.
11:36 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryYou wouldn't believe what I just coughed up...
11:50 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryThis dr office is the model of efficiency. In and out w/ prescription in-hand in 15 minutes. Turns out I have bronchitis.
12:59 PM Jul 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryFirst day at the office in over a week. Still feel like shit, but figured I have to come back sometime...
7:58 AM Jul 23rd, 2009 from webBlog Post - Spew: Tour De France Edition http://tinyurl.com/magfrb
11:32 AM Jul 24th, 2009 from web
http://twitpic.com/bh212 - TwitPic Test
12:05 PM Jul 24th, 2009 from TwitPic@spencerhaugh And how!
12:10 PM Jul 24th, 2009 from web in reply to spencerhaughEating at PF Chang's. My favorite restaurant in the world.
6:00 PM Jul 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@aschlicht They sound so dirty, yet taste so scrumptious.
8:37 PM Jul 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI have no doubt that I would fall over dead attempting to climb Ventoux. I can barely ride up my driveway.
6:24 AM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMy abs are sore from coughing. #weak
8:42 AM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMy 3-year-old loves ska music. #ReelBigFish
9:30 AM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/bl8kj - Hours of fun
10:45 AM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitPic@allthewayray The Mankato paper is the Free Press.
4:42 PM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryMissing my 10-year high school reunion tonight. I'm old.
4:44 PM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryTypical Dairy Queen: 12 teenage girls working the registers and one dirty old man in back doing dishes.
7:29 PM Jul 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryDone mowing the lawn in record time. Is it too early to go to bed?
6:23 PM Jul 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerryWicked tan lines from my beater. Lookin' a little Stearns County.
7:13 PM Jul 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@DerKruser good luck with that. You can probably get some crackers for $7.
7:18 PM Jul 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySome random lady just brought me cheesecake. I had a feeling something awesome would happen today.
10:40 AM Jul 27th, 2009 from webBlog post: Sick - http://bit.ly/RYM6J
1:49 PM Jul 27th, 2009 from webNot feeling very witty today. Wish I was. Fucking love feeling witty.
2:01 PM Jul 27th, 2009 from webMotorpacing Ted.
4:37 PM Jul 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/bvjth - Dorky-ass helmet
5:08 PM Jul 27th, 2009 from TwitPicAlmost got run off the road by a lesbian this morning.
7:38 AM Jul 28th, 2009 from webBlog post: Tour Wrap-Up and Pro Cycling Ramblings -http://bit.ly/145ffA
8:49 AM Jul 28th, 2009 from webI have a "thing" in my hip that moves around. It kind of feels like a giant testicle, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.
10:58 AM Jul 28th, 2009 from webI'm bummed that Favre isn't going to play for the Vikings. I had hoped to not suck this year. #tarvarisisworthless
3:45 PM Jul 28th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@redlantern Those assholes do that to me too. I was going to go tonight, but I'd get dropped during warm-up.
7:17 PM Jul 28th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@DerKruser That's because you're following boring people.
7:23 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from web in reply to DerKruser@DerKruser Clearly.
7:28 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from web in reply to DerKruserBlog post: Family Pictures - http://bit.ly/gkgwN
7:40 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from webI made steak for my kids last night. They were very unappreciative. They really like the beans, though. Ingrates.
8:10 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from webBeer with lunch. Awesome.
10:14 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from webI get to endure the awkwardness of seeing my best friend's estranged wife tonight.
10:44 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from webOverheard at Scheel's (fat kid on phone): "Do you know anyone who has, like, an old boat that they want to trade for, like, an XBox?"
11:42 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from webJimmy Watkins rode a 9.86 flying 200. Time for me to retire.
11:51 AM Jul 29th, 2009 from web@FryeOnTheRivet Are we talking about Vikings training camp in Mankato, or is this some sort of summer camp where you rape and pillage?
12:22 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from web in reply to FryeOnTheRivetSomeone entertain me, please.
1:43 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from web
http://twitpic.com/c272l - It's a little snug, but it'll have to do.
2:35 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from TwitPicI was getting pissed at some asshole for tailgating me when I realized it was my trailer.
3:29 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySo fucking sick of the Dell 'lollipop' commercial. Never buying a Dell.
3:59 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI sure have to bring a lot of stuff to 'rough it' in the woods.
6:23 PM Jul 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerryWhy does everyone look so pissed off when they're jogging?
7:01 AM Jul 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI look really good today. Doubt the ladies will be able to keep their hands off me. Must remember to carry whoopin' stick.
7:39 AM Jul 30th, 2009 from webI've only ridden my new road bike 5 times, but feel like I should upgrade my components.
8:21 AM Jul 30th, 2009 from webWhy do unimportant people at work send out PTO reminders to the entire company? No one cares that you'll be gone.
10:09 AM Jul 30th, 2009 from webKind of obsessing over getting a new phone. Stuck with T-Mobile. What to do...
11:35 AM Jul 30th, 2009 from web
http://twitpic.com/c5xrr - Get over yourself. I don't care about your problems, Dave.
12:54 PM Jul 30th, 2009 from TwitPicBlog post: Awesome wakeboarding crash photo - http://bit.ly/uCLqF
1:09 PM Jul 30th, 2009 from webBusted out of work early for happy hour before heaading North.
3:48 PM Jul 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryTotally got outsmarted by a pop-up camper.
8:20 PM Jul 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryNo one puked in the sink last night, so we've apparently grown up a bit since last year.
7:14 AM Jul 31st, 2009 from TwitterBerryPublic bathroom. A little kid is cheering while his dad poops.
8:29 AM Jul 31st, 2009 from TwitterBerryPlaying shuffleboard. No joke.
1:32 PM Aug 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerryI've been drunk for 5 hours, and I'm now ready to go to bed in the middle of the afternoon. And I still spelled everything right. #irule
2:46 PM Aug 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerry90 minutes pulling kid #2 in the bike trailer. I'm blown.
5:20 PM Aug 2nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryMore beer with lunch. This time it was free.
11:28 AM Aug 3rd, 2009 from webGrocery store. There is a grown woman wearing a Twilight shirt AND cap.
3:19 PM Aug 3rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryAlso, I just sneezed on the bananas. It snuck up on me.
3:20 PM Aug 3rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryAt Max's last baseball game of the summer. 'Bout time.
5:32 PM Aug 3rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryDrinking the most delicious protien shake ever. But that's relative.
6:53 AM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@uglybike It's actually ON French Vanilla with some raspberries. I likes ta switch it up a bit.
8:06 AM Aug 4th, 2009 from web in reply to uglybikeWho wants to watch my kids so I can go on the group ride tonight?
9:29 AM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/cs1df - This car was driving 15mph under the speed limit. Hang on indeed.
1:58 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/cs1xe - Oh no! Double collar pop in a JC Penny advertisement.
2:02 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitPicLifting. Ouch. Forgot how bad this sucks.
5:20 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@BDoobie Come do leg day with Ted and I and see if you still think it's fun.
5:26 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@BDoobie Done
5:29 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/csytg - Post-Workout Sushi
5:52 PM Aug 4th, 2009 from TwitPicI hate Mover Scott. Parents, you know what I'm talkin' about.#douche
6:45 AM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Leg Day - http://bit.ly/McSdg
10:24 AM Aug 5th, 2009 from webI dropped my Blackberry, tried to catch it with my foot, and ended up kicking it across the parking lot. Still works.
2:47 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerryShooting sporting clays. I suck.
5:27 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/cx84b - Ted is explaining Twitter to a guy at the gun range.
5:49 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitPic@T3 You told me it was rusty and wouldn't work.
5:52 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI am at the county fair. Holy shit are there some ugly people here.
6:13 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/cxga4 - Mini Donuts
6:45 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/cxgr8 - Cheese Curds
6:49 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitPic@T3 Don't throw my own excuses in my face.
7:20 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerryDiamond Rio is playing the Benton Co fair. I'm leaving. Now.
7:32 PM Aug 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Tree Frog - http://bit.ly/SfKPQ
8:08 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from webBlog post: A Frickin' Pontoon With Frickin' Lawn Chairs On It -http://bit.ly/18MEWN
9:02 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from web@Meowy We sent it back to its natural habit...our deck.
9:08 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from webWho would have thought that Twitter's servers were susceptible to hackers? They always seems so stable...
11:30 AM Aug 6th, 2009 from webHad a big important meeting earlier, now home taking the afternoon shift with a sick kid.
12:00 PM Aug 6th, 2009 from webBlog post: Last Baseball Game - http://bit.ly/xw062
8:47 AM Aug 7th, 2009 from webAt the outlet mall. Is Guess still cool?
4:07 PM Aug 7th, 2009 from TwitterBerryA lesbian just bought a white belt because of me. Long story.
4:08 PM Aug 7th, 2009 from TwitterBerry2 mojitos followed by a 50 minute ride in the rain.
4:58 PM Aug 8th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySpeeding to get to the liquor store before they close. There's lightening. It's like an action movie.
7:28 PM Aug 8th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/d8i0l - I can haz summer-themed beers?
7:38 PM Aug 8th, 2009 from TwitPicI just spent WAY too much money on furniture. But it's super bitchin'.
4:12 PM Aug 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust showed a foreign woman how to use a gas pump, then a bird shit on my head. Reverse karma.
2:55 PM Aug 10th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI may or may not race the State Match Sprints tomorrow. Adjust your strategies accordingly.
7:49 AM Aug 11th, 2009 from web@spencerhaugh Check it: http://bit.ly/16g13n
11:35 AM Aug 11th, 2009 from web in reply to spencerhaughBlog post: I Guess I'll Have To Start Getting Take-Out -http://tinyurl.com/ku85jb
8:38 AM Aug 12th, 2009 from webWhy doesn't anyone comment on my blog anymore. I know you assholes are reading it...
8:38 AM Aug 12th, 2009 from webCan't breathe through my nose. I think I injured my sinuses wakeboarding.
9:43 AM Aug 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@FryeOnTheRivet I have sand in my vagina!
10:58 AM Aug 12th, 2009 from web in reply to FryeOnTheRivetWPF FlowDocument keeps eating my MouseUp events, and I'm about to freak.
12:27 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from webJust got home. No one here. Hmmmmm. Going for a short ride.
2:50 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/dnx63 - I'm a hot mess.
4:00 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from TwitPic@FryeOnTheRivet I don't understand the question.
4:13 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@FryeOnTheRivet Oh wait, now I get it. I think I melted my brain.
4:14 PM Aug 12th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Could It Be? - http://bit.ly/jWOfW
7:59 AM Aug 13th, 2009 from webMcDonalds puts mayo on their shroom & swiss burger. Odd.
4:27 PM Aug 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/dsbt1 - If you're so handicapped, how can you ride a motorcycle?
4:28 PM Aug 13th, 2009 from TwitPicI'm likely going to be "unplugged" for the next several days. Don't miss me too much!
8:04 PM Aug 13th, 2009 from webBack from vacation.
7:51 PM Aug 17th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBeing talked at by a crazy lady at the mall.
4:08 PM Aug 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI'm a magnet for these people.
4:08 PM Aug 18th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI'm in a horrible mood today.
6:13 AM Aug 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerryHit the mother load at Target.
9:23 AM Aug 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@Meowy Figuratively.
10:20 AM Aug 20th, 2009 from web in reply to MeowyCloset purge complete. We now have over 50 available hangers.
8:33 PM Aug 20th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@redlantern While an up/down sensor would be cool, I think a toilet with a scale that weighs my droppings would be cooler.
7:23 AM Aug 21st, 2009 from web in reply to redlanternI should not be this excited about preseason football.
5:23 PM Aug 21st, 2009 from TwitterBerry@donimator11 I bought cx tires for my 29er. Shhhhh.
7:30 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerry@T3 I strongly disagree.
8:54 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryAt library. Just told a lady to watch her damn kids and she told me to suck her dick. Huh? #tranny
9:07 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryMasters Nats sprint news: Ted won the 4-up 5-9 sprint to take 5th. Tainter is in the semi's. 2 more podium spots for the Blaine boys!
10:30 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/evcf5 - WTF? Strange cruiser-to-sport bike conversion.
10:46 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/evdwo - Stick-fighting class at the park. These folks are intense!
10:54 AM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitPic@DerKruser No shit? Nice work!
2:53 PM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryTrying to sleep 2 hyper kids and 2 tired adults in 1 hotel room.
7:03 PM Aug 22nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryHotel wake-up call system must be on the fritz. 6 calls so far in 5 minutes. I'm up! Sheesh!
4:36 AM Aug 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryL: Lindberg terminal. Its gonna be a long day.
6:16 AM Aug 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryOn the ground in Seattle.
10:45 AM Aug 23rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryAll the hipsters in Seattle ride bikes with gears. #hillssuck
7:12 AM Aug 24th, 2009 from TwitterBerryKids are oblivious to time zone changes. I should not be awake at 5:30 am when I'm on vacation.
6:51 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/f7zfo - Starbucks for everyone.
7:49 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitPicOnly 1 cartoon channel here, and 'Special Agent Oso' is on. FML.
8:03 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/f851l - Hello, beautiful!
8:42 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitPicRT: @speedfixracing "News Post: Schmid podiums at Master's Nats: http://bit.ly/143Gzm "
9:38 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryGreat workout. Maxed out all the leg machines. Single legged. Ready for my comeback at Radius 6 on Sept 13. Be there.
10:32 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@FryeOnTheRivet My PR guy told me to.
10:58 AM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/f9rt5 - Playing in the fountain at Seattle Center.
4:16 PM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitPicTotally just photobombed someone's family picture.
7:52 PM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryGave $ to bum with sign reading 'Girlfriend kicked me out. Need money for hooker.'
8:28 PM Aug 25th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust made a coffe run to the original Starbucks.
8:57 AM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerryOn the monorail. Teaching the kids the song from that Simpsons episode. Ya know, the episode with the monorail? That one.
9:47 AM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/fck1n - Extreme cycling
10:51 AM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/fcns5 - My new favorite animal. Like a penis with teeth.
11:19 AM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/fdexl - Science center interactive movie FAIL
2:33 PM Aug 26th, 2009 from TwitPicSpotted: Guy wearing a suit with a fanny pack.
9:08 AM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerryWatching my girlish figure. I ordered a skim mocha this morning.
9:38 AM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySouvenir shopping. FML.
10:52 AM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/fh684 - Sailing
12:30 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitPicThe wind died and our sailboat is now using its motor. #failboat
1:33 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/fhfh2 - Oxymoron
1:35 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/fhix8 - Rims on a Segway
1:59 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitPicGiant bag of souvenirs has been lost or stolen.
3:15 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBag found back on failboat. Crying kids now smiling. Snowglobe is safe.
3:32 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerryDrinking way too many White Russians.
10:44 PM Aug 27th, 2009 from TwitterBerryHeading home tonight. Gonna miss having other people make coffee for me.
8:53 AM Aug 28th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust landed at MSP.
6:13 PM Aug 28th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBack home. Finally.
8:29 PM Aug 28th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@llahekim Screw that. 94" for everything. Man up.
9:14 AM Aug 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust did some ergo sprints for a benchmark. Better than I expected. Hip hurts like crazy though. Not sure what to make of that.
9:14 PM Aug 29th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/ft4vg - Empty Hendrick's makes me sad
9:22 PM Aug 29th, 2009 from TwitPicHip is swollen and sore this morning. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
10:48 AM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryPlaying bean bag toss. I think I'm destined for a life of lawn games.
11:08 AM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust received a harsh reminder that I ate asparagus last night.
11:10 AM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryShopping for bathroom accessories. FML.
2:36 PM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/fwvkp - Sexy carbon wine bottle cage
4:52 PM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitPicMax just took his scooter through the nastiest pile of coyote poop I've ever seen.
7:04 PM Aug 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerryDreading uploading 50 photos to blogger.
7:02 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from web@T3 I, too, took a summer respite from gin. Summer was over for me on Saturday. Nice composition on the photo.
7:04 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from web in reply to T3Blog post: Seattle - http://bit.ly/s8RZJ
8:46 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from webI have 464 unread items in my RSS feed. Could someone just summarize the last week for me?
8:51 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from webOf the 69 (hehe) people I follow, I enjoy the tweets of about
8.11:51 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from webThinking I should trade in my current friends for new, more interesting ones.
11:51 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from web@trammisms Don't worry, you're in my 8!
2:15 PM Aug 31st, 2009 from web in reply to trammisms
http://twitpic.com/g0pd8 - All glued up
3:22 PM Aug 31st, 2009 from TwitPic@T3 does it seem wierd to you that I'm doing everything you're doing, but I'm doing it first? Gin, tubulars...what's next?
6:59 PM Aug 31st, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/g2wm3 - Lazy sack
5:48 AM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/g33q0 - Super lame
7:11 AM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitPic@DerKruser I take it you didn't win the green jawbones back in July?
7:21 AM Sep 1st, 2009 from web in reply to DerKruserBlog post: Project and Setbacks - http://bit.ly/UOwHp
7:23 AM Sep 1st, 2009 from web@montyp_twit Thanks man. If nothing else, it'll be an adventure.
12:10 PM Sep 1st, 2009 from web in reply to montyp_twitHoly shit, the world grinds to a halt when GMail goes down.
1:45 PM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerryI'm either going to work out or go buy a new laptop.
5:00 PM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerryLifting. Kids don't want to go laptop shopping. Unbelieveable.
5:17 PM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerryWine and a bath. I feel like such a pimp.
8:04 PM Sep 1st, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust bought a laptop. Sony Vaio NW with Blu-Ray player. So hot.
2:54 PM Sep 2nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryWhy didn't anyone tell me how fucking slow Vista is? Windows 7 gets installed tomorrow.
6:51 PM Sep 2nd, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Sony Vaio NW Series - First Impressions -http://bit.ly/o1vhC
1:22 PM Sep 3rd, 2009 from web@DerKruser don't be jealous.
2:46 PM Sep 3rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryThe kids both want me to put them to bed every night, but always want mom if they wake up in the wee hours of the morning.
7:52 PM Sep 3rd, 2009 from TwitterBerryHey, guess what I'm doing right now.
8:30 AM Sep 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerryOk, all done.
8:34 AM Sep 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@lovechunks11 I can't Tweet while doing that.
8:58 AM Sep 4th, 2009 from web in reply to lovechunks11I was eating a McMuffin, sickos.
9:09 AM Sep 4th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Booze Haikus - http://bit.ly/vE7nG
11:05 AM Sep 4th, 2009 from webEating Trix and watching cartoons. I am a child.
7:13 AM Sep 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerry
http://twitpic.com/gldc2 - This dude did a 2-minute trackstand. I suck.
11:12 AM Sep 5th, 2009 from TwitPicAt the drive-in movie. No shit.
7:06 PM Sep 5th, 2009 from TwitterBerry1:35 ride, 2 pina coladas, and a nap. Hard to beat that.
10:20 PM Sep 6th, 2009 from TwitterBerryWhy do people always walk away from me when I'm impressing them with my knowledge of bicycles?
12:08 PM Sep 7th, 2009 from TwitterBerryReady to take Max to school. Where is he? Back in bed.
5:17 AM Sep 8th, 2009 from TwitterBerrySo this is when normal people come to work, huh?
6:02 AM Sep 8th, 2009 from webHow do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to understand the explaination to their question?
5:54 PM Sep 8th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: School Daze - http://bit.ly/4cADqV
7:21 PM Sep 8th, 2009 from webOn the way to the dr to figure out what's up with my hip. Sooooo tired of this.
10:41 AM Sep 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryThree doctors currently looking at my hip-testicle thing. One just said "I don't know what the hell that is."
11:41 AM Sep 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryJust saw my dong on an x-ray.
11:48 AM Sep 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryNo racing/max efforts for another 4 weeks.
12:12 PM Sep 9th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: Name My Boat - http://bit.ly/CGCx3
7:55 AM Sep 10th, 2009 from webhehe: http://bit.ly/ZFdYS
10:02 AM Sep 10th, 2009 from web@rudy2tone Ferris will crush you. He will not be out-trackstood.
12:26 PM Sep 10th, 2009 from web in reply to rudy2toneFantasy f-ball team looking good so far. Big Ben w/ 363 yds and 1 TD
5:55 AM Sep 11th, 2009 from webWatching my first Blu-Ray movie on my new laptop. Hannah Montana.
6:26 PM Sep 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBest. Movie. Ever.
8:14 PM Sep 11th, 2009 from TwitterBerryI think I just got tricked into doing some of the RADIUS races.
1:31 PM Sep 13th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: WTF? - http://bit.ly/cgyQZ
10:47 AM Sep 14th, 2009 from webBlog post: I'm (Sort Of) Back Bitch! - http://bit.ly/2R2MDm
10:47 AM Sep 14th, 2009 from webBlog post: Freak Fest - http://bit.ly/4nvV5
8:54 AM Sep 15th, 2009 from webSitting in the parking lot of the tech college listening to 'Sister Christian'by Night Ranger. Don't ask.
5:56 AM Sep 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@DerKruser Scopin' the auto shop babes.
6:06 AM Sep 16th, 2009 from TwitterBerryBlog post: No Explanation - http://bit.ly/YOmtd
8:56 AM Sep 17th, 2009 from webBlog post: St. Joe PD Disapproves Of You, Vagrant! -http://bit.ly/18eg1R
8:05 AM Sep 18th, 2009 from webBlog post: Sick As A Dog Now...Gonna Vomit - http://bit.ly/Y0ZPB
10:01 AM Sep 18th, 2009 from web@DerKruser well Taylor says Fraley is a dickweed.
8:50 PM Sep 30th, 2009 from TwitterBerry@DerKruser I watched you on USTREAM. Looked good.
5:08 PM Oct 1st, 2009 from web in reply to DerKruser@trammisms I'm kind of over it. I'll stick to blogging.
10:39 AM Nov 1st, 2009 from twidroid in reply to trammisms
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