I can't bring myself read comments on popular websites anymore, because every asshat and their mom thinks they have to post "FIRST", as if it's a great big fucking honor that they sit around waiting for a new post so they can leave the first comment.
Most of the time, as witnessed here, they don't even get the first spot, and look like a complete fucktard because they've actually left the 64th comment. Or 83rd. Seriously. Click the link...83rd.
It's like my grandpa always said, "Ya can't fix stupid."
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right. anyone can be first. try being last! that takes talent.
or -- you just have to be like me and say something stupid that will shut the thread down and no one will continue. just watch. i'm the conversation killer. the weird guy at the party.
LAST!
last.
also, i am stoked that you read perezhilton.
you just jumped up in the awesomeness standings.
Wow you must be bored at work.
I think you should really watch your language and not swear. Remember you have sponsors of SpeedFix checking in on you along with parents and children following your track racing.
My wife agrees.
Look for less offensive language in the future.
LAST!
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