Death By Cracker

I just knew something exciting was going to happen today. It seems that, in lieu layoffs, my employer has resorted to reducing head-count by poisoning us.

I went to the break room to grab a Blow-Pop (love those things), and noticed a box full of peanut butter crackers. I thunk to myself, "Huh, those look familiar. Where have I seen those before?"

Then I remembered. I'd seen them on TV. BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING RECALLED!

It seems there have already been two deaths in Minnesota. Awesome. I hope they at least got a good deal on them. Gotta watch the bottom line, you know.