What ever happened to Limp Bizkit?
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I use at least 3 Q-Tips a day.
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Why am I supposed to take as much ibuprophin as a 12-year-old. I am twice the size of most 12-year olds. Shouldn't I take more?
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Sarah Palin sure fell off the radar fast. I had completely forgotten about her until her recent announcement that she's going to be writing a book. I think you're a bit late on that one, cupcake, no one cares anymore.
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Similarly, I have not heard anyone referred to as a Maverick for several months. It's been awesome.
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Someone recently stole my credit card number. If I find that person, I will destroy them. Mostly I'm just pissed because it is uber-annoying to have to go through a whole week without any form of electronic payment.
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I found Mario Kart yesterday. Target RULES! Also, I'm glad real-life cars are easier to drive than Mario Karts.
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It is unacceptable for a grown man to use a bag on wheels to transport his laptop. UNACCEPTABLE!
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Sprite Zero is awful. Why does it exist?
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I hate feet. I think they're gross and disgusting. I can't even remove my own socks without washing my hands afterwards.
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I get almost all my news from The Soup. One of the best shows on TV.
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Speaking of great shows, Rock of Love III has been phenomenal. I can't believe Bret sent Marcia home last night! Or than Beverly is still there! Or that Brittany lasted as long as she did! OMG! I could go on. JT, you know where I'm comin' from.
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I eat my meals one item at a time. I must finish that item before moving on. I don't know why, I just do.
2 comments:
spew reply in order:
who cares.What was wrong with us?
keeping your sex toys clean is a real bitch.
no the 12 year should take less!
the book needs her nude and it will sell big.
naked conservitive strip tease, now thats a maverick.
how did we ever live without plastic? He should be anally raped just for principle.
Im not sure about that Ive hit a dog and had many serious collisions in a real cart but Im slightly smarter that a retard.
should be beaten with his own bag.
so you really enjoy regular sprite.
I guess foot fetish porn is out for you.Oh well thats more for me.
I read the Onion way more acurate.
Hot white trash whores, beer and hair band rock stars. What more can you ask for?
Its the past drug use, messes up your brain. I know, time to spank the monkey to foot porn.
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i should blog, Jonnycerious' very dimented and slighted retarded views.
Rock of Love 1 + Rock of Love 2 = Rock of Love 3
He would have tossed all three of them if he didn't have to fill those extra two weeks of viewing time. I heard CC is going to do a guest apperance as a hair dresser.
Little D
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